Portland already hates cars so what better excuse than 'safe distancing' to ban them from 100 miles of city streets? What are citizens to do? Let them walk or ride bicycles, six feet apart, of course! The social distancing police will have a bonanza of new ticketing opportunities.
‘Safe Distancing’ Portland Will Ban Cars On 100 Miles Of Roads
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